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aptly captured in an e-mail that was doing the rounds about a decade ago.
It’s about a homeless man who was observed bawling his eyes out in front of a crate of empty beer bottles.
He was apparently taking them out of the crate, one by one, and smashing them to the ground.
“Because of you, my wife left me”. [Smash!]. “You lost me my job”. [Smash!]. “You cost me my house, cars and kids”. [Smash!]. And then he picks one up and realises that it’s sealed.
“Stand aside my ma se kind .I know you were not involved.” E-mail lifestyle@sundaytimes.co.za On Twitter @NdumisoNgcobo