Orange is the new Red in EFF

Floyd Shivambu, the deputy leader of the red onesie brigade who is prone to hugging journalists tightly around the neck, seems to have discovered a new rolemodel. After Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin’s date in Helsinki this week, Shivambu thinks the Orange Menace might have the answer to world peace.

“I don’t like Donald Trump and think he’s crazy, chauvinist and self-seeking. His statement on and commitment to world peace are, however, profound. Those he defeated in the elections, the Clintons and Obamas, are warmongers and would have gone to war with North Korea and Russia by now.”

Here’s the thing, Furious Floyd: Bill Clinton and Barack Obama were former US presidents who actually did not go to war with North Korea and Russia.

But if wearing wigs, grabbing people where you ought not to and declaring fake news when outed by the media is really what you admire, by all means get your Trump on.