Big dance-off awaits us all in heaven

Still on Obama, left, he had the crowd eating out of his hand so much on Tuesday that we all forgot it was freezing cold in that open-air Wanderers stadium.

When Cupcake introduced the former US president, he remarked on all the similarities Obama had with Mandela, except one . . . he could not dance as well he did. His wife Michelle, Cupcake added, was the dancer in the family.

But Barry was having none of that. “Let me begin with a correction and a few confessions,” he said as he stood to speak. “The correction is that I am a very good dancer. I just wanna be clear about that. Michelle is a little better.”

Hold on Barry chap, you and Cupcake can argue all you want about who’s the better dancer, but we know who’s the better singer.