ANC list a rogues’ gallery

McBuffalo’s New Dawn is becoming the New Yawn. The burger vendor promised to clean up Luthuli House but keeps recycling the same deadwood. His party’s list of potential MPs reads like a gallery of corruption suspects that should be handed over to authorities, pronto. Clearly, the party’s integrity committee has a 30% pass mark when testing for virtue. Hogarth is beginning to suspect that the ANC’s eye of the needle, its measurement of the ideal party candidate, is as wide as the thoroughfare created by the stick of Moses at the Red Sea.