More for the kindergarten

Hogarth spotted a bunch of happy-clappy Jehovah’s Witnesses at the IEC offices this week. On closer inspection, they turned out to be a taxiload of Jacob’s Witnesses, aka Black First Land First, led by Jacob’s No 1 deacon, Andile Mngxitama. They gloated that they managed to find funding to register to contest the elections. Should they miraculously manage to get a seat or two, they will find the kindergarten section of parliament already occupied by the Red Beret army that unceremoniously booted Mngxitama off their revolutionary playground.