#travelfails
Inspired by a recent survey of traveller’s mistakes, we asked some Sunday Times staffers to tell us theirs. We made these blunders so you don’t have to …
STEPHEN HAW Lifestyle content director
I once tried to smuggle a bottle of Lagavulin onto a cruise ship. I began to realise something was amiss when other passengers’ bags were arriving at their cabins, but not mine. Eventually there was an ominous knock at the door. There seemed to be a problem with my case. I was “escorted”' to a rather dingy room in the hold, where I smelt my case before I saw it. Whether or not the bottle had been broken by accident or deliberately to teach me a lesson, I will never know. WHAT I LEARNT
Seven nights in a small cabin with the aftermath of a broken whisky bottle feel like living inside a small Scottish still whacked by waves.
YOLISA MKELE Features writer
Despite the fact that in 2020 you can pay restaurant bills with apps, apply for a bank loan on the toilet and fly a drone with your phone, you absolutely cannot board a plane without a pen. There is an unholy amount of paperwork involved in airport arrivals. Landing somewhere foreign with no pen guarantees some awkward interaction. You’ll look pleadingly into a confused pair of eyes while doing hand signals and saying “Pen?” like you’ve just been hit in the head and that’s the only word you remember. Also, don’t get drunk on longhaul flights. Liquor is dehydrating and so is flying. Combine the two and you’ll be in a bad way when it's time to land and you’ve got all that paperwork to do. WHAT I LEARNT:
Take. A. Pen and pace yourself with the booze
ANDREA NAGEL Lifestyle editor
I once left a friend’s week-long Greek-island wedding a day early to travel to Athens to catch my flight home. When I got to Athens, I realised my flight was only leaving the next day. I had to wait around for 24 hours on plastic airport seats while my friends had their last big hurrah on one of the island’s gorgeous beaches.
WHAT I LEARNT:
Check, check and check again those flight details.
@angienagel
NOKUBONGA THUSI Beauty editor
It took me two trips overseas to learn that customs are serious about the 100ml liquids rule. On a trip to Germany, I packed a 150ml cleanser that I thought would be okay since it was almost finished. It was tossed into the rubbish bin at Frankfurt. Second trip, to Reunion, I packed all my cosmetics in my hand luggage so they couldn’t be stolen from my checked case, Not only did that get me a “step out of the queue Ma’am" but also had me begging him not to throw my favourite fragrance away. WHAT I LEARNT:
Pack only travel-sized potions and carry them in Ziploc bags. Put your full-sized cosmetics in your checked luggage. @knox_thusi_
THEMBALETHU ZULU S Mag editor
Recently I went to Japan, a place I’ve wanted to go to for as long as I can remember. In all the excitement, my besties and I ended up planning activities, restaurants, train rides almost down to the second. We ended up in a vortex of box ticking, and not quite immersing ourselves in the different places as much as we could have. WHAT I LEARNT: Be knowledgeable about where you are going, but only plan for the absolute must-sees. Allow yourself space to change plans where necessary, so that there is more flexibility in the schedule. @t_lethu
HILARY BILLER Food editor
Years ago, my London-based daughter begged me to bring biltong. My butcher sealed it twice in vacuum packs, then had me take it home and soak it in Handy Andy. He guaranteed this would hide the smell. I did as he said, then wiped down and wrapped the pack in a sock, before putting it in my favourite pair of trousers in my suitcase. At Heathrow, the pesky beagle sniffed me out within minutes. Only pleading ignorance saved my bacon, plus a stern warning. My butcher has since closed down.
WHAT I LEARNT:
Having an airport dog follow your suitcase with a customs official in tow is extremely embarrasing. Also, don’t use your favourite pants to hide contraband. Mine so reeked of ammonia that I had to toss them. @hilarybiller_foodiesa
JENNIFER PLATT Books editor
My mishap came down to activating my data roaming too late. I landed in New York, found which train to take to New Jersey (at Penn Station, which in itself a minor miracle) but then I missed my stop. Without wifi or roaming, it was pretty difficult to find out where I was and how to get back to the right station — I couldn’t even call an Uber. Thank goodness I found a Dunkin’ Donuts with wifi (and doughnuts).
WHAT I LEARNT:
Always make sure your roaming is activated properly, buy a prepaid sim if possible and always have a map. @jenniferdianeplatt
SHARON ARMSTRONG Fashion director
I always take a sleeping pill on long-haul flights but learnt my lesson when I prematurely took my pill before the plane took off. There was some sort of problem and we all had to disembark. Sadly I don’t remember much of the airport wandering that followed, but I heard it wasn’t pretty.
WHAT I LEARNT:
Don’t take a thing before take-off. @bettybecker
ELIZABETH SLEITH Travel editor
Spending a few days in Ronda, Spain, my friend and I made the impulsive decision one night to hop on a train the next morning to Granada to see the Alhambra Palace. A very early start and a five-hour train ride later, we learnt that one does not simply visit the Alhambra. One books tickets online, often weeks in advance. We sulked around the no-booking-needed palace gardens for a bit and then skulked off back to the train. WHAT I LEARNT: Impulsiveness is fine with things like, “Ooh, this looks like a nice bar,“but when it comes to massive tourist attractions, especially ones that will require a mission to get there, Google is your friend. @eli.out.there
SARAH BUITENDACH Wanted editor
*Sarah fiercely objects to the experts’ white-trainer ban (see box below).
I used to totally overpack shoes when I travelled. Sandals, evening shoes, some to walk in, something for rain, an option in case we went out for a fancy drink. My luggage was always heavy and taken up with a jigsaw of footwear. WHAT I LEARNT:
Take a pair of white sneakers. A perennially in-style set of Stan Smiths, Reebok Classics or Nikes. Everyone in the world wears them and knows they are the shoe of the now – hipsters, actuaries and retirees included. Wear them with jeans or a little black dress – dressed up or down, either way, you’ll always be comfy and cool. @sarahbuiten