Sunday Times

Novak Djokovic

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Dumb Djok double fault

While the whole world was under lockdown to protect people from an invisible killer virus, the Djoker in the tennis pack decided to stage a tennis tournament. He convinced his bandit buddies to come out of isolation and fire some aces at each other. Social distancing was a swearword at their shindig as they touched each other on their studios, sans masks. Not satisfied with their ingenuity, Djok and the gang threw an after-party jamboree. Videos of their impressive dance moves went viral on social media. The world watched in shock but no-one was surprised when it emerged that the aces had contracted the coronaviru­s they had exposed themselves to. Novakmpara and his mandarins are hereby granted the freedom of Mamparavil­le.

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