Sunday World (South Africa)

Schlebs answer quick

BEFORE JUJU GETS TJATJARAG AGAIN

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WHY is SABC1 s relationsh­ip expert

’ “” Angie Diale always attacking the guests on her show?

Why does it seem like she has a score to settle with all of them?

Does she know them personally?

Maybe she should watch Dr Phil and note down a few tips.

Will Juju start his own party now that he s

’ been kicked out of the ANC?

Will Floyd Shivambu join him?

Did the president and co have a party on the day the announceme­nt was made? At the taxpayer s

’ expense?

Still on Floyd Shivambu, please update us on the baby mama drama you and Andile Masuku have been going through.

Please, share because we can t

’ bear the suspense any longer and we love drama.

Mshoza, will your complexion go back to normal now that you have decided to remain black?

And since you claim to be broke, will you fill out a CV and look for an ordinary job?

Still on those who used to shop for a living, will Yvonne

Mrs Bling Mbatha, wife “” of convicted criminal William Mbatha also go the 9-5 route?

Maybe she and Mshoza can apply to the same company? But what will they do? Oh, I know, they could get jobs as buyers for department stores!

Somizi Mhlongo, what do you actually do for a living besides gracing events?

Or are you paid to attend parties? Like our politician­s.

Joyce Molamu, aka Fikile Mbalula s ex-something, you

’ claim to be a model but have you ever been on a ramp? Or magazine cover at least? People love titles, neh?

Where is Brenda Ngxoli and what is she doing with her life?

Will she come back and dazzle us with her isixhosa again?

 ??  ?? HELLO? Brenda Ngxoli, come back! AGONY: Aunty Angie Diale gives her guests heart-burn AG, SHAME: What is poor Yvonne Mbatha gonna do for shopping money now?
HELLO? Brenda Ngxoli, come back! AGONY: Aunty Angie Diale gives her guests heart-burn AG, SHAME: What is poor Yvonne Mbatha gonna do for shopping money now?

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