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LAST week we asked you if you thought it was right to deface Brett Murray s portrait

’ of President Jacob Zuma with his privates hanging out. You replied: YES 48%

– NO 52%

– WHO CARES 0%

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SMSes will be charged at R1.50. ON Tuesday evening Shwashwi mingled with some TV peeps at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Rosebank.

SABC3 was showing off the TV shows that will grace our screens for the next three months. Didn t they do that a

’ month ago? Show-offs.

The dooh was so celebless it wasn t even funny.

’ How is moi supposed to make a living? I m not paid to

’ write about arbs.

Oh, that was a rhetorical question. That means you don t have to answer. ’ We ll talk about the few

’ who did show up.

Such as MC and Isidingo actor Ashish with his hectic surname ... err ... Gangapersa­d ... and the corniest jokes. Shame, dear, you re just too

’ sweet to be funny.

But I must applaud Ashish for getting up there and trying. Moi is allergic to public speaking. The same way I m allergic to

’ speeches.

What was up with the million people wanting to give their 2cents

’ worth?

Moi went into phase-out mode. Or sleep mode, if you like.

I briefly remember regaining consciousn­ess for a moment after falling off my chair and hearing something about a new Mzansi comedy called Sketch You Later, due to start on July 5 at 6.30pm.

It features the likes of Gary Moodley, who wasn t there.

’ Omigosh! The producers of the show, Clive Morris and Gina Somethang, rambled on and on

 ??  ?? ‘A’ FOR EFFORT: Ashish, whose surname is far too looong for this space, tried to lighten things up a bit
‘A’ FOR EFFORT: Ashish, whose surname is far too looong for this space, tried to lighten things up a bit
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