Flashers ‘ n fancy dress
dresses. But I missed everything they said cos
‘ the arbs yapped so LOUDLY! I guess that s
’ what happens when you invite randoms. But no, wait, it wasn t an entirely hope
’ less situation. A familiar face! Speedy with his hip hop gear, shades and enough bling to pay
– off a home loan.
Among the groupies surrounding him, he silently sipped on a bottle of Moët. Someone say Show-off out loud please!
“” One person who wasn t in show-off
’ mode was new Live presenter Luthando Shosha, who sat huddled in a corner most of the evening. Ag shame, the shy type are we? Shwashwi admires humility and promises to help you come out of your shell.
Then you can tell us more about yourself because you re so hot.
’ OMG! You won t believe whom I
’ saw parading around the venue trailed by some random chick.
Camagwini! Looking absolutely ridiculous in a black hotel porter s
’ outfit, hat n all.
’ Oh dear, is it possible that she died and woke up in the future?
Forgot to ask her if she saw Mgqumeni in the afterlife.
Camagwini wasn t the only one in the
’ ridicoo-lous department. “”
Socialite Bongi Alexander looked as though she d
’ just returned from a funeral in the north with massive black shades and an even bigger black hat. It couldn t possibly have
’ been a disguise cos she isn t
‘ ’ exactly famous.
Also noticed muso Winnie Khumalo and her gorgeous teenage daughter. Sorry, is it legal for her to sit in a bar? I heard she s on Idols as well.
’ Hmmm, we hope she ll give us something
’ bigger than Live My Life when she releases an album and that it won t end there.
’ Catch my drift?
In the midst of the crowd I managed to catch a glimpse of the Beyoncé Records artists, especially trio Top Mafia. Yhu! Can I offer y all a stylist?
’ And could we also desperately style and give a make-over to DJ Menace s dancers, who
’ looked tacky in Zebra print windbreakers, black mini skirts and fishnet stockings?
As for those eyefuls of the land of milk and honey... Eeek! Loved your performance though, DJ Menace.
I even saw some white people dancing and missing the beat to Kudukudu. My eyes! I shoulda worn shades too.
Also spotted newly single Sophie Ndaba looking as yum as always.
Talk about being absolutely single and fab.
How do you do it?
Kwazi, thank you for treating Shwashwi like gold and separating moi from the arbs.
Still think Shwashwi Records would ve sounded
’ better though.