Oh, so ho hum
HOT SIGHTS AND PAINFUL SOUNDS
YAAAAAAAWN... deep sigh!
Shwashwi and sidekick dozed off into a deep slumber on Thursday evening. Montecasino s all-new state
’ of-the-art (so says the invite) 3Sixty Liquid Lounge was being officially launched in the north of Jozi.
I must admit the lounge is stunning. It s almost unreal.
’ But it was so hard to see the real beauty of the place cos there ‘ were people everywhere.
At least they were classy.
Anyways, we arrived while a certain DJ called MadJoy was playing.
Some electrical string trio were also on stage.
Pardon moi s sensitive ears, but the sound was a bit off. It s like the
’ speakers were screaming in my direction.
Great excuse to wander around and hunt for gossip.
And there wasn t any cos
’ ‘ there were no schlebs. Wait, actually one or two. Seriously.
Bumped into The Wild s Keenan Arrison chilling at the bar. He kept encouraging Shwashwi to take more shots of tequila. Didn t
’ wanna sour the mood by questioning him about life after The Wild.
Besides his bosom-buddy and date Carmel Fisher didn t seem in the mood
’ to be questioned.
Also spotted muso and poet Ntsiki Mazwai seated in a dark spot.
She attempted to hide from moi s camera-yielding sidekick. She claims people s careers have
’ been ruined by this supposed mean-spirited writer who gets a high from dissing people. What, moi?
Geez, is that why Nothende got up and left? Oh well.
Though the food and drinks were great, the entertainment for the evening didn t improve.
’ It was either stay on and hope for a change or leave to catch up on lost sleep. Or go party elsewhere.
Seems half of peeps chose the last two options. And so did moi.
But not before having a brief chat with ever-smiling presenter Aaron Moloisi.
His gym loyalty is paying off in abundance though, being a man of few words, he didn t say much.
’ Or maybe he didn t even have to
’ cos all one ever does is gawk at him ‘ anyways. Ho hum.