Time to look Parly part

ith Parliament wanting to introduce a proper dress code, Shwa has come up with some pointers on what not to wear.

WSHWA was watching

and suddenly thought about talented stars like Abena Ayivor and Roderick Jafta.

And like a dream come true, Shwa heard Ayivor was making a comeback on TV. This time, on Jafta, on the other hand, was spotted on some random soapie on Kyknet. What a waste.

Zola is a far cry from the suave kwaito star he was years ago. He now looks like a hippo that’s escaped from the Kruger. But the muso claimed his fat was as a result of him getting into character for Yeah right! Not all hobos are overweight.

Someone needs to drag SABC boss Hlaudi Motsoeneng to school as in yesterday. Despite his irregular” salary increase, which pushes his annual pay from R1.5-million to R2.4-million, Mr Motsoeneng said he and his senior management were underpaid”.

may be fun to watch again if they change the judging panel.

Unathi Msengana and her dragon tears need to be booted first.

Mariah Carey fired her nanny for being too affectionate towards her children. Well, maybe if she were around more and less of a diva, her kids wouldn’t be calling the nanny mommy. Tshwane Mayor Kgosientso Ramokgopa married the love of his love, who was first his office squeeze. Pity, pics don’t lie and she certainly doesn’t look like a blushing bride. Talk about beauty and the beast.

Shwa takes her hat off to Indonesian women who took a stand against Felix Siauw. The author was bombarded with a knuckleduster of Muslims in scarves. The moegoe declared on Twitter that selfies were a sin in Islam.