KHANYI ROCKS WHITE PARTY
SHWA loves a fancy do. So when the invite came for Da Les’s annual all-white pool party, yours truly was excited.
But that excitement quickly disappeared as soon as Shwa arrived at the less than glamorous party. It was nothing it promised to be.
First things first, is Da Les not too old to be living and throwing parties at his mother’s house? Sweety, you’re somebody’s father, get your own place.
Now, back to the party. Shwa is a nice girl, so she won’t be harsh. But the star-studded party was a bit of a disaster.
Bonang Matheba showed up in a gorgeous new ride, a Mercedes G wagon.
She quickly disappeared when her ex, Euphonik, showed up.
It also didn’t help that Poppy Ntshongwana was there… it was all just a little awkward.
One piece of advice for B’, Louboutins have no place at muddy pool parties.
Also, can we stop calling it a pool party because the pool at DA Les’s mom’s house is a mere pond big enough to fit five people.
Khanyi Mbau and her lover boy Tebogo Lerole’s behaviour borders on antisocial.
The pair stood far from the party, took selfies and made videos. You guys must mingle with other kids.
Shwa must commend the people for dressing according to the theme, though a lot of the ladies decided to be a tad skimpy. AKA wore shades right through into the night. He has to stop this now. It’s no longer cool.
Nomuzi Mabena is a breath of fresh air. She’s always friendly and up for a good time.
Mark Batchelor must stop going to kiddies parties. He looks like a paedophile and makes us young ones uncomfy.
Even mama Noeleen was there. Doesn’t she have kids to look after?
How is it possible to run out of alcohol at a Cirocsponsored event?
The numbers clearly didn’t add up. Shwa only had two drinks throughout the night and even had to buy a wors roll because the pizza supplied was not enough.
Don’t invite 500 people if you only have 15 bottles of vodka and 20 boxes of pizza.
People ended up opening their own spaza shops and selling liquor for double the price.
Les, rethink this annual party idea, rather use the money to move out of your Momma’s house.