KHANYI TOO SEXY FOR 2015
Best Dressed Male:
Maps Maponyane – Shem! Being at every party this year, he must have spent a fortune on clothes. So he deserves this one. Best Dressed Female: Nomzamo Mbatha wins this hands down. She wore a mustard cape by Khosi Nkosi to the SA Style Awards in Joburg. Hours later, Ms Jennifer Lopez appeared on stage at the American Music Awards in this mustard palazzocaped jumpsuit by Michael Costello. Coincidence? Naaah... just great minds. Besides the cape, Mbatha had always been on point this year.
Best Party of the Year:
The Fill Up the Dome event was a historical moment everyone should have experienced.
The production was on-point and Cassper Nyovest seemed to have brought his best self to the do. He is quite an entertainer.
Worst Party of the Year: Sowaii – Soweto meets Hawaii – held in Soweto on Heritage Day takes this hands down. Only about a handful of people were there and DJs cancelled due to poor attendance. Best Couple This Year: Robert Marawa and Pearl Thusi, who tried hiding their love affair but slowly came out of their shell. We wish them plenty of beautiful children.
But we must also mention Zizo Beda and Mayihlome Tshwete, who recently tied the knot.
We have never seen a couple who look better together than these two. Worst Couple This Year: AKA, DJ Zinhle and Bonang.
Baby mommas, kideo and the nyatsi. What a nightmare this was. We pray Matheba finds her own man in the new year. Sexiest Male: Chris Japhta, with a body carved like a Roman god, is the only reason Mzansi ’ s women still watch Top
Billing.
Sexiest Female: Boity Thulo and Minnie Dlamini may not be the best of friends, but both have maintained their “to die for ” figures.
Boity showed off her plenty sexy bikinis while on holiday somewhere in Thailand, and Minnie showed off her killer curves on Mauritius beaches.
Umuhle!
But it is Khanyi Mbau who brags that she doesn ’ t have to go to gym to look like an 18-year-old. Big ups moms! Drama king of the Year: Cassper Nyovest, lying about buying his mom a house, was just low.
Just because you Filled Up The Dome, doesn ’ t mean that you have arrived ... Sit Down! Also, your stupid beef with AKA is childish. And no! You will never be Beyoncé, so don ’ t ask to be treated like her. Drama Queen of the Year: Pearl Thusi comes out twice. Wow! She stuck her pretty nose in almost everyone ’ s business this year. It took Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula to tell her to shut the front door. Charmza of the Year: Fikile Mbalula beat Julius Malema this year with his hilarious Twitter comebacks. Gareth Cliff will think twice before taking him on again. Battle of the Weight Winners: Pabi Moloi, who looks like she dropped another person. She is looking hotter than hot.
LeAnne Kistan-Dlamini, who trimmed down without a gym instructor. Samkelo Ndlovu, who now has the body of a
Baywatch babe. Lexi van Rensburg ’ s waist training and clean eating have worked wonders. Losers of the Weight Game: Eusebius McKaiser – Project Bouncer has still not taken off sadly. Big Nuz – their love for
chisanyama food disappoints
us. Smoocher of the Year: Minister of Health, Aaron Motsoaledi, who has so much love to give, even kisses men passionately. Worst song of the Year: K.O, featuring Nandi Mngoma in Skhanda
Love – We are still wondering what ’ s gangsta about the track. Gha! Best track of the Year
Slyza Tsotsi by Major League Djz, featuring Ricky Rick and Cassper Nyovest. It trended on social media with top celebs dancing the slyza.