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Happy birthday to my past
Would you wish your ex-lover a happy birthday or ignore them? When Shwa read former American baseball player Alex Rodriguez wishing ex-fiancée, singer and actor Jennifer Lopez a happy birthday recently, it got Shwashwi wondering which of our local celebrities would be that civil to an ex. Loyiso Bala and Bianca Le Grange were a sexy and outgoing couple and it would not surprise Shwa to hear that he sends her flowers. Actress Terry Pheto would definitely get flowers from her ex, DJ Sbu.
Since Nomzamo Mbatha is single, maybe she can return to her ex, singer Khaya Mthethwa, who would probably buy flowers for ex Jessica Nkosi too.
Enhle Mbali and DJ Black Coffee could surprise many and end up with a great friendship because they seem down to earth, but we can only hope.
Shwa doubts that DJ Euphonik would wish his ex, Bonang Matheba, a happy birthday. Apart from the allegations of abuse and the social media rants, Shwa doesn’t think this couple, generally, would not wish each other well on anything.
Still on Queen B, Bonang and AKA’S union ended in a song being allegedly written about her among other unsavoury rants. So we don’t think any wishes will be sent there either, besides they both have a lot on their plates.
Kiernan Forbes, AKA, and DJ Zinhle Jiyane’s relationship includes their cute toddler Kairo and Shwa would not be surprised if these parents are still in good terms despite AKA asking why the “Her Majesty” hitmaker has pictures of his beloved mother, Lynn Forbes, all over her place. Shwa wonders what Jiyane’s new beau Black Motion’s band member Bongani Mahosana, aka Murdah Bongz, thinks of his soon-to-be mother of his child and the ex-bae’s mother’s snaps all over her house?
I’m sure Khanyi Mbau would be civil to her ex, Mandla Mthembu, that is if she can find him.
Shwa can think of a few people who would ever wish their exes a happy anything. Thembisa Nxumalo and Athandwa Kani are a couple that went through the most when they were married. But Shwa could bet on Kani wishing fellow thespian a happy birthday, because I would not be surprised if he still has feelings for the beauty.
So DJ Tira says no entry to his Durban Rocks Party without a vaccination card. Are we in Nazi Germany? Or apartheid South Africa? Can we just forget about social gatherings for now because the storm is not over, unless Tira does not read or hear about our overwhelmed health system. The last thing Shwa would like to see is a long line of dancing masses balancing bottles on their heads.
So we heard that 1980s one-hit wonder Mercy Phakela is being threatened with a lawsuit for claiming that Muthaland owner Lance Stehr supplied his young artists with drugs. Shwa would like to know if she was there when this happened, and which drugs? Shwa is already getting a head start for the South African National Council on Alcoholism and Drug Dependence’s National Drug Awareness Week next year.
Can the Sports Ministry invest in our athletes or is that asking too much? Congratulations to our winners like Tatjana Schoenmaker, who won the first medal for Team SA, a silver medal in the 100m breaststroke after 20 years of South African women losing. Bianca Buitendag won a silver medal in women’s surfing.
Now that it’s reported that Kaizer Chiefs has extended Itumeleng Khune’s contract for another two years, can somebody tell us how old he is? Can anyone who matriculated with him and Khama Billiat come forward. There is no reward.
How is Putco Mafani and is his taste in ladies still as varied? We like a man who is not classist. Who is Chubby Dolly and can Keagan Dolly help him shed the weight for the beautiful game?
Was Zulu Boy, real name Mxolisi Mgingqeni Majozi, responsible for the ghastly Olympic outfits worn by the South African athletes or should we just put the blame on Rasta the artist?
Great to see that Zola 7, real name Bonginkosi Dlamini is in high spirits and enjoying life, but Shwa was disturbed while watching him joke about his own death. So, can people please stop killing celebrities. And Zola, please do Shwa a favour, please wear a mask, social distance and sanitise. By the way, the video with presenter Zola Hashatsi was not shot in 2018. Covivi is a serious threat now.
Shwa gave Phelo Bala and Moshe Ndiki’s union 90 days maximum. But here they are over a year later and still married. What are your plans for the future, you two? Are you planning to expand your happy family?
Did Zimbabwe’s official team outfit not look classier that the one worn by South Africans? Where on this planet is Norma Gigaba and can she please share the latest details of her private life on Youtube as we would watch?
Why would Malawian President Lazarus Chakwera travel all the way to the UK with his wife and daughter when virtual meetings are the new normal? Sho’t Left?
Chad le Clos
Will Chad le Clos stop swimming or aim higher than the number five spot, which he gave us in the men’s 200 butterfly final? Also what do people mean by “better luck next time”? Is he not going to be too old next time around?
Ronald Lamola
Is Justice and Correctional Services Minister Ronald Lamola really sexy or is it his position that makes him sexy? He recently appointed 150 new magistrates for courts around the country. Is it him or his work that makes people even put sexy and Lamola in the same sentence?