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Prince Kaybee, who moonlights as music producer and deejay, released the much-awaited Lobola Report this week.
The stats, which cover an undefined period but definitely ending when the report was issued on Wednesday this week, have showed a remarkable increase in the number of suicides among men who cannot afford to pay back the debt they took to pay lobola.
The “Hosh” hitmaker, who admitted to cheating to his partner and issued a public apology after his rendezvous went viral on Twitter earlier this year, revealed in the same social media platform that 35% of men who took exorbitant loans to pay lobola have committed suicide.
The extensive report revealed that “some take loans to pay lobola, live trying to pay back the loan while paying for everything in the house, then get divorced, losing everything but debts. 35% of these men commit suicide [sic]”. Shwa has two words as recommendations for those who cannot afford to pay a hefty dowry tag; Itumeleng Khune. Enough said.
Music, boxers and thongs. You know holidays are around the corner when celebs dress up to match the Christmas lights – and this week Twitter’s favourite DJ Uncle Waffles debuted her Xmas number, a bright red thong at one of the shindigs she was performing at.
Shwa loves how Uncle Waffles is giving some people
palpitations – from those who question her talent behind the decks to those who wonder if she would be such a hit if she didn’t have a banging body, and those who call her a stripper. Waffles says if it is okay for men to expose ashy butt cracks in boxer shorts and jeans behind the decks, then it is okay to show a racy G-string.