Uncle Waffles

*Why is Uncle Waffles parading on a motorbike and holding a gun in her promotional pictures for her upcoming EP? Is she trying to be a bad girl? Is it a music or movie promotion? Doesn’t mean because you can dance and DJ at the same time, that you can ride and shoot at once. Just doesn’t make sense, honey.

Shauwn Mkhize

Mamkhize and her son Andy Pandy, pictured, are a strange bunch. Boy, can’t you make some friends and stop spending all your time with mommy, still clutching at her apron strings. What does your baby mama have to say? Speaking about baby mamas – just how are you 21 with so many children? Did you not have the birds and bees talk with mommy dearest? And signing up with Def Jam – darn it! Just how did you achieve such as thing? Shwa is still looking forward to hearing even a single song from you.