Hot mess and cold drinks

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Sunday World - - Shwashwi -

SH­WASHWI loves spend­ing time with TV stars, they are such a colourful, fun bunch. So on Wed­nes­day Shwa braved the Jozi rain and headed to the South African Film and Tele­vi­sion Awards nom­i­na­tions an­nounce­ment at Ur­ban Tree in Sand­ton. The venue was gor­geous, with decor to die for.

Co­me­dian Ashifa Shabba was there with his shady-look­ing bud­dies, so Shwa couldn’t help but cling to her hand­bag. They all looked like a strug­gling Venda boy band. Rosie Motene needs a stylist. She wore a lose jump­suit with her breasts hang­ing all the way to her belly, in se­ri­ous need of a bra. Was proper style beaten out of her in Botswana?

Terry Pheto walked around like she owned the place, even though she was a hot mess her­self. That coat dress was flash­ing her undies with ev­ery step she took. Put that away, madam!

Shwa spotted Tse­lane Tambo in a car wreck of an out­fit and a messy hairdo that re­minded her of Min­is­ter Lindiwe Sisulu. Won­der if they share a hairstylist?

Isidingo s Kgomotso Christo­pher and her hus­band spent most of the night in deep con­ver­sa­tion. They are not very so­cial these two, are they?

Maybe Mara Louw can teach them a thing or two about spark­ing up a party. That woman re­fuses to age; she looks younger ev­ery time Shwa sees her. Thank­fully, she stayed far away from the vodka.

Oh dar­ling Thembi Nyan­deni, Shwa would like to vol­un­teer her babysit­ting ser­vices for your hunky son Bandile. Grrr!

Ev­ery­one seemed to be at the event Zikhona Sod­laka look­ing like she was off to Rose­bank on a Sun­day, the Isibaya girls Jes­sica Nkosi and Mam­pho Bres­cia cling­ing to each other, Andile Mx­akaza ( Isibaya s Fezile) smoul­der­ing in a fit­ted black suit, Khabon­ina Qubeka re­sem­bling a Chi­na­town cat­a­logue, a still bor­ing Zakia Pa­tel, Nomsa Buthelezi in be­daz­zled jean to jean from Small Street, and Bubu Maz­ibuko in chesa nyama chic. The do was hosted by co­me­dian Alan Com­mit­tee, and Shwa hadn’t laughed that hard in a while. Guy needs to give Anele Mdoda some lessons.

The party ex­ceeded Shwa’s ex­pec­ta­tions, shame. They even had DJ Switch mix­ing it up on the decks.

PS: Con­nie Fer­gu­son, please don’t let your sexy hubby, Shona, wan­der alone. He al­ways looks lost with­out you and those vul­tures in freak’um dresses are never far.

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