Hot mess and cold drinks
SHWASHWI loves spending time with TV stars, they are such a colourful, fun bunch. So on Wednesday Shwa braved the Jozi rain and headed to the South African Film and Television Awards nominations announcement at Urban Tree in Sandton. The venue was gorgeous, with decor to die for.
Comedian Ashifa Shabba was there with his shady-looking buddies, so Shwa couldn’t help but cling to her handbag. They all looked like a struggling Venda boy band. Rosie Motene needs a stylist. She wore a lose jumpsuit with her breasts hanging all the way to her belly, in serious need of a bra. Was proper style beaten out of her in Botswana?
Terry Pheto walked around like she owned the place, even though she was a hot mess herself. That coat dress was flashing her undies with every step she took. Put that away, madam!
Shwa spotted Tselane Tambo in a car wreck of an outfit and a messy hairdo that reminded her of Minister Lindiwe Sisulu. Wonder if they share a hairstylist?
Isidingo s Kgomotso Christopher and her husband spent most of the night in deep conversation. They are not very social these two, are they?
Maybe Mara Louw can teach them a thing or two about sparking up a party. That woman refuses to age; she looks younger every time Shwa sees her. Thankfully, she stayed far away from the vodka.
Oh darling Thembi Nyandeni, Shwa would like to volunteer her babysitting services for your hunky son Bandile. Grrr!
Everyone seemed to be at the event Zikhona Sodlaka looking like she was off to Rosebank on a Sunday, the Isibaya girls Jessica Nkosi and Mampho Brescia clinging to each other, Andile Mxakaza ( Isibaya s Fezile) smouldering in a fitted black suit, Khabonina Qubeka resembling a Chinatown catalogue, a still boring Zakia Patel, Nomsa Buthelezi in bedazzled jean to jean from Small Street, and Bubu Mazibuko in chesa nyama chic. The do was hosted by comedian Alan Committee, and Shwa hadn’t laughed that hard in a while. Guy needs to give Anele Mdoda some lessons.
The party exceeded Shwa’s expectations, shame. They even had DJ Switch mixing it up on the decks.
PS: Connie Ferguson, please don’t let your sexy hubby, Shona, wander alone. He always looks lost without you and those vultures in freak’um dresses are never far.