Tweets of the day

Trump tells a rally tonight, “My mother made the best turkey.” I doubt the woman ever cooked a turkey in her life, unless he means in her uterus. @BetteMidler

#EFFMediaBriefing Malema: Furthermore, we want to send a strong message to the USA authorities, just like we did to the Australian authorities, stay out of South Africa’s domestic affairs. @EFFSouthAfrica

MultiChoice has been forced by court action in Nigeria & Botswana not to increase its extortionate tariff increases. Meanwhile in SA, the repeat giant is fleecing subscribers. @victordlamini

The Cure is coming to Cape Town thus proving the theory that 90% of international bands only come here when they’re so irrelevant you think one of their members was dead. @tashmontlake

Once a week for 20 minutes, sit in a hot bath that contains a handful of Epsom salts, 10 drops of lavender essential oil, and a half cup of baking soda. This combo draws out toxins, lowers stress-related hormones, and balances your pH levels. @oyerooh