Smelly colours of the rainbow

Visualising parliament is an interesting exercise writes, Tom Lambe

Ido believe that Cliff Buchler’s column should be compulsory reading for all schoolgoing children. The column is always educational and entertaining. While Cliff may not wish to know what thoughts enter the mind when visualising parliament, I tried his theory. The outcome was: An area of red making a lot of noise and smelling of a farmyard dung heap.

An area of blue which was mostly quiet but a smell of suppressed explosives wafted from the area.

A large tri-coloured area which has quiet and noisy patches and the smell of state capture invading every corner.