The Herald (South Africa)

SKINNERBEK/UMGOSI: Keeping up spirits at bishop’s do

But gin flows freely – up the road

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HELLO my darlings, have you missed me? Can I just say at this point that I am in the mood to vent – or at least name and shame. Last week I attended an auspicious occasion at which I did not have a single drop of alcohol since a big congregati­on was bidding farewell to their beloved bishop.

The event was attended by the who’s who of Port Elizabeth, from politician­s and businessme­n to church folks and even some socialites.

Buli G did a sterling job as emcee at the do at the Boardwalk ICC last Saturday evening.

Bongi Siwisa and her hubby both looked chic, and Khusta Jack was his usual jovial self, bringing joy to those at his table and around him.

My evening unfortunat­ely did not start out smoothly, as I had a run-in with former council speaker Maria Hermans, who was the person designated to usher people to their tables.

Skinners is well-mannered enough not to sit at a random table if she has not been instructed to do so, and that is why I went up to Hermans to ask where my table was.

Hermans had her hands full at the time and did not recognise me. She summarily dismissed me, telling this gossip gal to calm down and be patient.

My inner Sasha Fierce was ready to take off my hoop earrings and throw them down because I simply did not deserve that level of disrespect.

But, since there were clergymen and traditiona­l leaders present, I chose not to react and walked away.

Just a note to all my followers: always treat those who cross your path with the same level of respect with which you expect to be treated, even if they are not famous or sufficient­ly “connected” according to your standards. You do not always know who you are really dealing with!

On the other side of town, one of my merry minions was living her best life at the Gin, Champagne and Fashion at Chicky’s Yard in the Baakens Valley.

The purpose of the event was to equip aspiring designers and creatives on the ins and outs of the fashion industry . . . but very few can keep their cool when free alcohol is involved! Guests arrived from 5pm and drank copious amounts of free bubbly, gin and tonic while waiting for the seminar to begin. My spy said they ended up waiting more than two hours for the seminar to start.

Those who were there for the right reasons received valuable informatio­n about the industry, and were also given an chance to pose questions to the panelists. However, there were quite a few people who left mid-way through, heading straight to the bar to overindulg­e. Their consumptio­n of the fizzy stuff could have put Bonang to shame!

On Sunday I went to check out the Jazz’ Afro Sundays session at the Opera House and was disappoint­ed at the poor attendance. However, Mano Smith and his band featuring Balo Luzipo performed as if it was a full house.

The legendary Musa Mavundla was there and will be performing at the same venue this weekend.

Ciao for now, darlings, and here’s to a weekend filled with sweet sounds!

 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? FIGHTING SPIRIT: Kyle Stoutjesdy­k, left, and type one diabetic Reece Farmer supported a Jump for Diabetes awareness event hosted by six-year-old diabetic Wahieda Soomar at Gravity Indoor Trampoline Park on Sunday
Picture: WERNER HILLS FIGHTING SPIRIT: Kyle Stoutjesdy­k, left, and type one diabetic Reece Farmer supported a Jump for Diabetes awareness event hosted by six-year-old diabetic Wahieda Soomar at Gravity Indoor Trampoline Park on Sunday
 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? CHAMPIONS: Algoa FM Big Walk for Cancer ambassador­s and cancer survivors Megan Hayward, left, and Yolanda Bukani took part in the walk on Saturday
Picture: WERNER HILLS CHAMPIONS: Algoa FM Big Walk for Cancer ambassador­s and cancer survivors Megan Hayward, left, and Yolanda Bukani took part in the walk on Saturday
 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? LAST GOODBYE: Xolisa Qoboshiyan­a, left, and Unathi Shenxani were present to bid farewell to Methodist bishop Andile Mbete as he retires after 41 years’ service, at his farewell banquet held at the Boardwalk on Saturday
Picture: WERNER HILLS LAST GOODBYE: Xolisa Qoboshiyan­a, left, and Unathi Shenxani were present to bid farewell to Methodist bishop Andile Mbete as he retires after 41 years’ service, at his farewell banquet held at the Boardwalk on Saturday
 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? MOM DUTIES: Mom Zanri van Loggerenbe­rg took her kids, from left, Zivan, 6, Zane, two months, and Zandru, 4, to the Algoa FM Big Walk for Cancer at the Boardwalk on Saturday
Picture: WERNER HILLS MOM DUTIES: Mom Zanri van Loggerenbe­rg took her kids, from left, Zivan, 6, Zane, two months, and Zandru, 4, to the Algoa FM Big Walk for Cancer at the Boardwalk on Saturday
 ?? Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI ?? ARTS SQUAD: Arts enthusiast­s, from left, Nomaxabiso Rali, Nobesuthu Rayi and PE Opera House PR and marketing officer Cingiwe Skosana visited the South End Museum to watch ‘Port of Site’, a poetry, song, dance and drama production showcased on Saturday
Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI ARTS SQUAD: Arts enthusiast­s, from left, Nomaxabiso Rali, Nobesuthu Rayi and PE Opera House PR and marketing officer Cingiwe Skosana visited the South End Museum to watch ‘Port of Site’, a poetry, song, dance and drama production showcased on Saturday
 ?? Picture: TRACEY CHÈ KING ?? HANGING OUT: Tamrone Felix, left, and Zimmy Jaftha went out for gin, fashion and champagne at Chicky’s Yard on Saturday
Picture: TRACEY CHÈ KING HANGING OUT: Tamrone Felix, left, and Zimmy Jaftha went out for gin, fashion and champagne at Chicky’s Yard on Saturday
 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? GIRL TIME: Bianca, left, and Kelly-Anne Rogers, 6, were at the monthly Uitenhage Market with Charlene Oosthuizen at Willow Dam on Sunday
Picture: WERNER HILLS GIRL TIME: Bianca, left, and Kelly-Anne Rogers, 6, were at the monthly Uitenhage Market with Charlene Oosthuizen at Willow Dam on Sunday
 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? FAMILY FUN: Shane, Ethan, 3, and Michelle Dobie spent some family time on Saturday at the Uitenhage Market at the Willow Dam
Picture: WERNER HILLS FAMILY FUN: Shane, Ethan, 3, and Michelle Dobie spent some family time on Saturday at the Uitenhage Market at the Willow Dam
 ?? Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI ?? CULTURE NIGHT: Sindiswa Matanda, left, and Wiehahn Coetzer enjoyed the ‘Port Of Site’ dance, song, poetry and drama production at South End Museum on Saturday night
Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI CULTURE NIGHT: Sindiswa Matanda, left, and Wiehahn Coetzer enjoyed the ‘Port Of Site’ dance, song, poetry and drama production at South End Museum on Saturday night
 ?? Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI ?? MUSIC LOVERS: Jazz fans, Ricardo Armoed, left, and Bobby and Clifton Geswint were at the Opera House’s Jazz’Afro Sundays to listen to Mano Smith on stage
Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI MUSIC LOVERS: Jazz fans, Ricardo Armoed, left, and Bobby and Clifton Geswint were at the Opera House’s Jazz’Afro Sundays to listen to Mano Smith on stage
 ?? Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI ?? SUNDAY JAZZ: Musician Mano Smith was the guest artist at the weekend Jazz’Afro Sundays session at the PE Opera House
Picture: LONDEKA DLAMINI SUNDAY JAZZ: Musician Mano Smith was the guest artist at the weekend Jazz’Afro Sundays session at the PE Opera House
 ?? Picture: WERNER HILLS ?? PAYING TRIBUTE: Methodist bishop Andile Mbete was honoured with a farewell banquet at the Boardwalk on Saturday as he retires after 41 years of service
Picture: WERNER HILLS PAYING TRIBUTE: Methodist bishop Andile Mbete was honoured with a farewell banquet at the Boardwalk on Saturday as he retires after 41 years of service

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