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From Russia with love

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NEWS from Russia. A man who tried to rob a hairdresse­r’s at gunpoint was beaten senseless by the female black belt salon owner, who then used him as a sex slave for three days.

Viktor Jasinski, 32, demanded the day’s takings at the salon in Meshchovsk, but was floored with a kick and tied up naked by karate expert Olga Zajac, 28.

He later told police he had been held hostage and fed nothing but Viagra.

She said: “Yes, we did have sex a couple of times, but I bought him new jeans.” They were both arrested. A curious story, to be sure. Hairdresse­rs certainly can be frisky and a handful, but this seems an extreme case.

I wonder if they’re in separate cells?

Smart thinking

MORE innovative thinking comes

Ergo:

mercidler@inl.co.za

this way in a formulatio­n that is doing the rounds.

South Africa has 26 000 shebeens and taverns. Every week SA Breweries delivers exactly the correct amount of beer to these outlets. They never run dry.

South Africa has about 26 000 schools. After years of planning and wrestling with the problem, the government still is unable to deliver textbooks to all of them.

GET SA Breweries to take over the delivery of school textbooks.

But does this mean the various provincial education department­s should take over the delivery of beer to shebeens and taverns?

No. The resultant non-delivery of beer would cause social unrest.

Simplest solution: let SA Breweries take over the running of the entire country.

Cheers!

Mill located

MORE on the water mills of old Natal. Barry James, of Howick, inquired recently whether anyone knows anything about the water mill built about 200 years ago in Pietermari­tzburg by Voortrekke­r leader Andries Pretorius.

He’s interested in the wood the water wheel was constructe­d of because he’s contributi­ng to a book on the indigenous woods of southern Africa.

My intrepid lady sleuth of 19th century water mills (who prefers to keep her name out of it) has now tracked down this water mill. It was moved from Pretorius’s farm, Groot Mielietuin, to Weenen, and it’s still there, on the banks of the Tugela, though not operating today.

Anyone who wants to take a look at it need only contact the curator of the Weenen museum.

My lady sleuth says there were at least two other water mills (besides those at Masons Mill, in

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While Bafana Bafana were beating Angola 1-0 in their World Cup qualifier at the Moses Mabhida Stadium on Tuesday night, reader Brian King captured this stunning image, taken from just above Innes Road in Morningsid­e, of a lightning strike far out to sea.
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