Just for laughs
Jimmy’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: “Does anyone know what this is?” Jimmy’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Jimmy replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”
Q: Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?
Mom: Why did you let the chicken out? Do you know how much I paid for it?
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: “Don’t be knotty.”
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother?
A: “Look, no hands!”
Q: What did mother broom say to baby broom?
A: It’s time to go to sweep!”
SON: Why is a computer so smart?
MOM: It listens to its motherboard.