Just for laughs

Weekend Argus (Saturday Edition) - - SPORT -

Jimmy’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire sta­tion. The fire­fighter giv­ing the pre­sen­ta­tion held up a smoke de­tec­tor and asked: “Does any­one know what this is?” Jimmy’s hand shot up and the fire­fighter called on him. Jimmy replied: “That’s how Mommy knows sup­per is ready!”

Q: Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?

Mom: Why did you let the chicken out? Do you know how much I paid for it?

Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?

A: “Don’t be knotty.”

Q: What did the dig­i­tal clock say to its mother?

A: “Look, no hands!”

Q: What did mother broom say to baby broom?

A: It’s time to go to sweep!”

SON: Why is a com­puter so smart?

MOM: It lis­tens to its mother­board.

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