Just for laughs

What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes

them sneeze!

What did the volcano say to his wife?

I lava you so much.

Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?

Because they are always stuffed.

What do you call an old