Just for laughs

Weekend Argus (Saturday Edition) - - FRONT PAGE -

What goes around and around the wood, but never goes into the wood?

The bark on a tree.

Rail­road cross­ing, watch out for cars. Can you spell that with­out any Rs?

T-H-A-T.

Two moth­ers and two daugh­ters went out to eat. Ev­ery­one ate one burger, yet only three burg­ers were eaten in all. How is this pos­si­ble?

They were a grand­mother, mother, and daugh­ter.

How many sec­onds are there in a year?

12. Jan­uary 2nd, Fe­bru­ary 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd …

A cow­boy rides into town on Fri­day, stays for three days, then leaves on Fri­day. How did he do it?

His horse’s name was Fri­day.

Source: www. ev­ery­thing­mom.com

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