Just for laughs
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday
Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo? A: Because it was full of cheetahs
Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A: A chipmonk
Q: Why was the broom late
A: It overswept
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a
hole in one
Q: What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?
Q: Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? A: Because you can’t see in the dark