Just for laughs

Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania.

Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday

Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo? A: Because it was full of cheetahs

Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?

A: A chipmonk

Q: Why was the broom late

A: It overswept

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a

hole in one

Q: What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?

A: Envelope.

Q: Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? A: Because you can’t see in the dark