DEATH WISH

YOU (South Africa) - - LEISURE -

Jake is dy­ing. His wife sits at his bed­side hold­ing his hand.

He looks up and says weakly, “I have some­thing I must con­fess.” “There’s no need to,” his wife says. “No,” he in­sists, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sis­ter, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!”

“I know, I know,” she soothes. “Now just rest and let the poi­son work.”

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