NUM­BERS GAME

YOU (South Africa) - - LEISURE -

A rather dim fan ar­rives at a soc­cer match mid­way through the sec­ond half. “What’s the score?” he asks a fel­low spec­ta­tor as he set­tles into his seat. “Nil-nil,” comes the re­ply. “And what was the score at half­time?” he asks.

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