A FAMILY AFFAIR
A middle-aged couple have two beautiful daughters but always talk about having a son. They decide to try one last time for the son they’ve always wanted.
The wife gets pregnant and delivers a healthy baby boy. But the joyful father is horrified when he sees his newborn son for the first time. It’s the ugliest child he’s ever seen.
“There’s no way I can be the father of this baby,” he says to his wife. “Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?”
The wife smiles sweetly and replies, “Not this time.”