LIE DE­TEC­TOR

YOU (South Africa) - - LEISURE -

One af­ter­noon an el­derly man turns up at the of­fices of a large Joburg com­pany.

“Good af­ter­noon;” he says. “I’m Jack Smith’s un­cle. I’ve come to ask if he can have the af­ter­noon off so I can take him to a hockey match.”

“I’m afraid he’s not here,” the man­ager replies. “I’ve al­ready given him the af­ter­noon off so he can at­tend your funeral.”

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