GET IT RIGHT
Sign at a golf club in Scotland: 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulderwidth apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down! 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you’re taking too long, let others go ahead of you. 8. Don’t stand directly in front of others. 9. Quiet please . . . while others are preparing. 10. Don’t take extra strokes. Well done . . . Now flush the urinal, wash your hands and go outside and tee off.