UNDER THE KNIFE
Lying on her deathbed Miriam gives final instructions to her husband.
“Sidney,” she says, “you’ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I’m going I want you to marry again as soon as possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes.”
“I can’t do that, darling,” Sidney says. “You’re a size 16 and she’s only a 10.”