UN­DER THE KNIFE

YOU (South Africa) - - LEISURE - TSHEPO MOLEFE

Ly­ing on her deathbed Miriam gives fi­nal in­struc­tions to her hus­band.

“Sid­ney,” she says, “you’ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about an­other woman. But now that I’m go­ing I want you to marry again as soon as pos­si­ble and I want you to give your new wife all my ex­pen­sive clothes.”

“I can’t do that, dar­ling,” Sid­ney says. “You’re a size 16 and she’s only a 10.”

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