MISSING OUT

Man: I want to spend my life with you. Will you please marry me?

Woman: Do you have a house?

Man: No, but . . .

Woman: Do you have a BMW?

Man: No, but . . .

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary, but . . .

Woman: No buts. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Please leave me alone!

Man: (talking to himself as he walks away) Let’s see . . . I have a mansion, three plots of land, a holiday apartment at the beach, a Ferrari, a Porsche and a Jeep. Why do I still need to buy a BMW? And how can I draw a salary when I’m the CEO and own majority shares in the company?