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CHUCK NORRIS

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■ Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life.

■ If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain.

■ A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris . . . the cop was lucky to leave with just a warning.

■ Chuck Norris can swim through land.

■ Check the extinct-species list for a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies.

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