NOT-SO-CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS

A man in a bakkie is taking 200 penguins to the zoo when his bakkie breaks down on the highway.

He gets out of the vehicle and is looking at the engine when another bakkie driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help.

The penguins’ driver explains that he’s taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other man would help him out and take the penguins instead. He agrees. A few hours later, the second man drives past the first, who is still waiting on the highway. The penguins are still on the bakkie and they look happy.

“I thought I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo,” shouts the first man.

The second then replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so we’re going to the cinema now.”