QUICK THINKING

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding but the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 160 km/h.

The man eventually realises he can’t escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behaviour, I’ll let you go.”

The guy thinks about it for a few seconds.

Then he says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”