FOR THE KIDS

WHY ON EARTH?

Q Why did the tofu cross the road? A To prove he wasn’t chicken. Q Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels. Q Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A To get to the body shop. Q Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? A Because the cow has the udder.