JUST KIDDING
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
Q What has even more lives than a cat?
A A frog because it croaks every night.
Q What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A Decalfeinated.
EYE FOR AN EYE
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding on the highway.
He then asks the man to get out of his car.
After looking the man over, the policeman says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed.”
Then he continues smugly, “Have you been eating doughnuts?”