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A little girl and her older brother are visiting their grandfather’s farm.

The older brother decides to play a trick on his younger sister and tells her that he discovered a man-eating chicken.

The girl is so frightened she runs inside in fear.

Then the older brother hears his little sister scream. He runs inside immediately and finds her screaming at their grandfather, who’s chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. “What is it?” he asks. The sister turns to him in fear and says, ”It- it’s- IT’S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!”