YOU (South Africa)

COINCIDENC­E?

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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratula­tions! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse then yells to the second man, “Congratula­tions! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse goes up to the third man and says, “Congratula­tions! You’re the father of quadruplet­s.” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

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