IN MY SOUP

“Excuse me. I have a bee in my soup,” says a man at a restaurant. The waiter replies, “Yes, sir. You ordered the alphabet soup.”

A man at a restaurant cries, “Waiter, waiter, there’s a flyin my soup!”

The waiter replies, “Don’t worry, sir – he’s so small he won’t drink very much of it.” “Waiter, waiter, your thumb is in my soup!” a man says as the waiter approaches with his food. “Don’t worry, sir! It isn’t very hot,” the waiter responds.