YOU (South Africa)

WHAT TO DO?

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It’s the Rugby World Cup final and a man makes his way to his front row seat. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks the person one seat along if someone is sitting there.

He responds, “No.”

The man says, “What?! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the finals and not use it?”

The other man responds, “Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first final game that I’m watching without her.”

The man responds, “I’m sorry to hear that. Wasn’t there anyone else – a friend or relative – that you wanted to bring along?”

The man responds, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”

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