ALL THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY

An elderly gentleman has had serious hearing problems for years. He goes to the doctor, who has him fitted with a set of hearing aids that allow the man to hear 100%.

A month later the elderly gentleman goes back to the doctor and the doctor says,

“Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”

The man replies, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.

“I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”