EX-CUSE ME?

A few months after his wedding, a man is organising his golf equipment.

His wife is watching him and after a long silence she says, “Honey, I’ve been thinking . . .

Now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you quit playing golf. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”

The man looks absolutely horrified and his wife asks, “Honey, what’s wrong?”

“For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife,” he says.

“Ex-wife?!” she says in shock. “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t,” he replies.