DID YOU HEAR ABOUT...

Q . . . the fire at the circus? A It was in tents!

Q . . . the first restaurant to open on the moon? A It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Q . . . the cheese factory that exploded in France? A There was nothing left but de Brie.

Q . . . the carrot detective? A He always got to the root of every case.

Q . . . the construction joke? AThey’re still working on it.

Q . . . the Italian chef who died? A He pasta-way.

Q . . . the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? A He won the “no-bell” prize.

Q . . . the calender thieves? AThey got six months.