THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY’S HOME

At 2am a husband and wife are sleeping when the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, “Hello?” followed by a pause. Then he says, “How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?” and slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, “Who was that?” The husband replies, “I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear tonight.”

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