IS THAT SO?

Why can’t Monday lift Saturday? Because it’s a weak day.

Why was the politician out of breath? He was running for office.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

How did the beauty school student do on her final manicure test? She nailed it!

What is corn’s favourite music? Pop.