The world according to Trump

‘I think they like me there’ - Trump before setting off on his UK tour

‘My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault’

‘All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.’

‘One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government’

‘The beauty of me is that I’m very rich’

‘It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!’

‘I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’

‘My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body’

‘I have tremendous respect for women’ ‘I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist. I think that would be, maybe, going too far’

‘We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the inauguration, and there will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars. All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration’

‘Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision’