About a man’s best friend

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother… they’ll settle for a puppy every time -Winston Pendelton Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked – Proverb How come dogs hate it if you blow in their faces; but when they get in the car, they stick their heads out the window - Elayne Boosler Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear - Dave Barry A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself - Josh Billings Happiness is a warm puppy

- Lucy van Pelt When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you - Nora Ephron My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass - Rodney Dangerfield The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too - Samuel Butler Heaven goes by favour; for if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in - Mark Twain