Jokes

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a water-melon. Q: What does a spider’s bride wear? A: A webbing dress. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: The mooooo-vies! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a bit flushed! Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: He was peeling really bad. Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves. Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? A: When it’s full! Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: What’s a snake’s favourite subject? A: Hisstory. Q: Why did the dog do so well in school? A: Because he was the teacher’s pet! Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: It had a virus. Q: What can you catch, but never throw? A: A cold! Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!